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This is Mando.

[And then a beep.]

It works on lots of things. Just try it.

Okay, but if this doesn't work, I'm blaming you.

If you're not moving, you can't do anything offensive.

I think that's how manners work.

[He doesn't know!]

Judging by how fussy this thing is, it'd probably find a way to get on my case about, I don't know, breathing impolitely.

Are you breathing through your mouth?

What do you take me for?

Edited 2023-11-09 03:08 (UTC)

[And like, barely five minutes later.]

Update: It hit me again! Apparently, my nose breathing is snuffy. Whatever that means.

I'm telling you, Riz: let Spicy out of her ball. I'm five minutes away from home, I'll take the fall for you.