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It hits me every time Boober isn't looking. Sometimes even when he is.

[Sorry, Riz, but that's kind of funny. You're being bested by a sentient teapot.]

Have you tried threatening it with cold water?

Do you really think Boober is going to let me do that? He says it wouldn't be so bad if I'd mind my manners a bit more. There is nothing wrong with my manners!

[Uh huh.]

What does Boober suggest to get it to leave you alone?

No, that's it. This thing apparently hates bad manners or something, so Boober says if I just behave more properly, it won't hit me.

Sounds like we're both doomed, then.

I'll try and distract it when I get home.

Yeah, come and track some mud on the carpet or something and get this thing off my back. It's not like you can yawn without covering your mouth.

God, no. Then I'd have a Pokemon AND a Boober mad at me.

I'll come home and let Spicy loose. That should distract it for awhile.

Bringing out the big guns. I'd say it doesn't deserve that, but I'd be lying.

Her Pokeball is in my bedroom, if you want to go let her out now.

Real tempting, but unfortunately, I'd be the only suspect with no good alibi to speak of.

With Spicy, I wouldn't be surprised if she managed to get out of her ball on her own.

But if you need a fall guy, just wait until I'm home. Sit really still and maybe the teacup won't notice you.